搞笑MTV

原版 jamesblunt – you are beautiful
http://www.virgin.net/music/musicvideos/jamesblunt_yourebeautiful_hi.html

改版篇
Bloody Cold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thtmaZnxk_0

Ice Age 2 The meltdown

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冰河世紀出2拉.睇英文版.
好搞笑的松鼠叫scrat,後面只象叫manny,齒虎叫diego,隔離個鼠叫sid,最前面叫ellie,下面兩只地鼠係crash and eddie,睇完感覺一般,好似沒有甚麼特別.不過睇完開心,香港13號開始睇.英文版,好似得電影中心有得睇.

Greenday

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好耐沒有介紹我的音樂,最近收集了Greenday所有專輯,順便整理介紹gdwp05b.jpg

the kings of punk-pop, and the voice of a generation
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39/Smooth
1990
Lookout! Records

This CD has been re-released as “1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours” and contains the “Slappy E.P.” and the “1,000 Hours E.P.” songs.

1. At The Library
2. Don’t Leave Me
3. I Was There
4. Disappearing Boy
5. Green Day
6. Going to Pasalacqua
7. 16
8. Road to Acceptance
9. Rest
10. The Judge’s Daughter
11. Paper Lanterns
12. Why Do You Want Him?
13. 409 In Your Coffeemaker
14. Knowledge
15. 1,000 Hours
16. Dry Ice
17. Only Of You
18. The One I Want
19. I Want To Be Alone

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Kerplunk
1991
Lookout! Records

This CD has been re-released with the songs from the “Sweet Children E.P.” )

1. 2000 Light Years Away
2. One For The Razorbacks
3. Welcome To Paradise
4. Christie Road
5. Private Ale
6. Dominated Love Slave
7. One Of My Lies
8. 80
9. Android
10. No One Knows
11. Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?
12. Words I Might Have Ate
13. Sweet Children
14. Best Thing In Town
15. Strangeland
16. My Generation

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Dookie
1994
Reprise Records

1. Burnout
2. Having a Blast
3. Chump
4. Longview
5. Welcome to Paradise
6. Pulling Teeth
7. Basket Case
8. She
9. Sassafras Roots
10. When I Come Around
11. Emenius Sleepus
12. Coming Clean
13. In The End
14. F.O.D.
15. All By Myself (“secret song”)

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Insomniac
1994
Reprise Records

1. Armatage Shanks
2. Brat
3. Stuck With Me
4. Geek Stink Breath
5. No Pride
6. Bab’s Uvula Who?
7. 86
8. The Panic Song
9. Stuart and the Ave.
10. Brain Stew
11. Jaded
12. Westbound Sign
13. Tight Wad Hill
14. Walking Contradiction

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Nimrod
1997
Reprise Records

1. Nice Guys Finish Last
2. Hitchin’ A Ride
3. The Grouch
4. Redundant
5. Scattered
6. All The Time
7. Worry Rock
8. Platypus (I Hate You)
9. Uptight
10. Last Ride In
11. Jinx
12. Haushinka
13. Walking Alone
14. Reject
15. Take Back
16. King For A Day
17. Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
18. Prosthetic Head
19. Desensitized (Japanese Version Only)

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Warning
2000
Reprise Records

1. Warning
2. Blood, Sex, and Booze
3. Church On Sunday
4. Fashion Victim
5. Castaway
6. Misery
7. Deadbeat Holiday
8. Hold On
9. Jackass
10. Waiting
11. Minority
12. Macy’s Day Parade

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International Superhits
2001
Reprise Records

1. Maria
2. Poprocks & Coke
3. Longview
4. Welcome To Paradise
5. Basket Case
6. When I Come Around
7. She
8. J.A.R. (Jason Andrew Relva)
9. Geek Stink Breath
10. Brain Stew
11. Jaded
12. Walking Contradiction
13. Stuck With Me
14. Hitchin’ A Ride
15. Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
16. Redundant
17. Nice Guys Finish Last
18. Minority
19. Warning
20. Waiting
21. Macy’s Day Parade

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Shenanigans
2002
Reprise Records
* The Japanese version has the song DUI on it in addition to the tracks on the domestic release.

1. Suffocate
2. Desensitized
3. You Lied
4. Outsider
5. Don’t Wanna Fall in Love
6. Espionage (from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)
7. I Want to Be on Tv
8. Scumbag
9. Tired of Waiting for You
10. Sick of Me
11. Rotting
12. Do Da Da
13. On the Wagon
14. Ha Ha You’re Dead

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American Idiot
Sept 21, 2004
Warner Bros. Records
1. American Idiot
2. Jesus of Suburbia
3. Holiday
4. Boulevard of Broken Dreams
5. Are We The Waiting
6. St. Jimmy
7. Give Me Novacaine
8. She’s a Rebel
9. Extraordinary Girl
10. Letterbomb
11. Wake Me Up When September Ends
12. Homecoming
13. Whatsername

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Bullet In A Bible
CD/DVD
November 15, 2005
Warner Bros. Records
1. American Idiot
2. Jesus of Suburbia
3. Holiday
4. We Are The Waiting
5. St. Jimmy
6. Longview
7. Hitchin’ A Ride
8. Brain Stew
9. Basket Case
10. King For A Day/Shout
11. Wake Me Up When September Ends
12. Minority
13. Boulevard of Broken Dreams
14. Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)

誰騙誰

話說某日,有一個不明來歷的少女add左我,話想同我交朋友,對於平時部喜歡同人ICQ聊天的阿副,當然冇所謂拉,最多打佢入冷宮.但好奇怪,佢一開始就提左個要求,若她沒有主動約我聊天,我就不用去理她.就算點我都唔會理佢拉.佢問左一些好無聊的問題拉.真系十分難得,既然有人不用我去問,自己主動問我,此人一係悶到死,一就不是人.當我問佢時,佢基本當我問題係透明.

過了幾天拉,佢又hi我拉…扮有文學,問東問西,你都知我文化水平低拉,全部答唔知,佢唔會理你lor,只係講自己點lor,然後又話佢阿媽搵佢有事又走左.

然後有一次,無端端同我要電話,我當然冇所謂拉,最多迷當收多幾個廣告電話.然後隔了幾天,佢打電話黎.同我話,約我出去吃飯…..我立即想起.荷包仲有四十蚊.以一句我冇時間觀念,唔知幾時得閒.然後佢好大聲甘向了某個方向話:阿媽…唔係阿…我同xxx傾僅阿.然後又收線.

又隔一天,當時我岩岩訓醒,問我做僅乜,然後同我講佢阿媽偷聽我同佢傾電話(完全感覺唔到有),又話吾可以用電話,改ICQ.然後收線.隔一天,用了一個新icq add我….用了一個十分xx名:小b… 好想同你一齊.嚇死我…..我copy個名,上網search下,既然有一大堆.晚上我見到距上拉,而且上2個ICQ,隔了很耐先同我傾,一大堆機械式的說話又黎.我只係問,你阿媽點ga…你唔擔心咩….然後距話.不如我同你搬出去住…我話..我冇銀兩…跟住我話,你其實想收幾錢你開聲拉….然後就話算拉,88……一直冇出聲.
笑死.我將d野send晒去群聊.:D 個個都好似餓鬼甘…我唔想害大家咋…呢d野…唔乾淨,非騙錢甘簡單哦.好後悔.早知唔好甘快踢爆佢,約佢出黎見下佢,影低佢d樣都好!大家都無聊搵野玩,下次再有,一定要玩大d,約佢出來,然後拍低d紀錄片.以下是聊天節錄,綠色為我.



hihi~傾下計得唔得呀?? 有咩好傾
sor~我要off啦~你add左我先~聽日再傾呀^^88
sorry 呀, 之前add 左你, 都未同你傾過計 tim
我叫 Sandy, 你好 ^ ^(
我完全唔記得左佢叫sandy tim)

你讀緊D咩野呀?
嘻嘻…讀緊中六lor….冇錢埋做parttimelor
我住旺角,你住邊架?
你同屋企人住定自己住架?
屋企啊…冇錢邊敢亂走啊
甘你讀完未?
係ive讀緊acc, 上網見到你, 我就 hi 你同你傾計呀^ ^
有時你見到我 N/A, invisible 既話, 我唔係度架, 唔好 send message 比我
我 hi 你, 你先send message 比我呀, 唔係會比我屋企人o個 d 睇到我同你 d 對話, 佢地好

昨天她對我說:
你好呀,我係阿b呀,我特登開左個新icq黎add你一個
哇…點解甘大優惠ge…
你果個ICQ都有開bor
係拉….點解你會約我出去…你唔驚遇到壞人咩?
Sorry 呀, 我真係冇諗過我媽會偷睇我icq history同聽我講電話架, 佢而家收左我手提, 收埋左屋企電話, 又唔比我出街, 我好辛苦呀..唔想咁呀… 我想同你出去呀九唔搭八
你唔驚俾人o厄咩
我同媽傾過, 佢唔係唔比我拍拖, 但佢一講到icq識, 就好激動, 所以我真係唔敢講我地係icq識, o個時我又諗唔到講咩, 咁我之前同佢係旺角睇左學結他d野, 咁我咪話你係我同學個friend, 都係遲d一齊係上次睇間野學結他既…
但之前都有同你d